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One new massage

Red Bull team principal Christian Horner, after the events of the British Grand Prix two weeks ago, has been guaranteed Mark Webber equal treatment...

...in terms of physio massage.

Grey's Anatomy

Jenson Button has admitted having Lewis Hamilton as a team-mate is not "a stress-free situation". He told the Sun: "If you have a slightly bad day at the office, he'll destroy you. But having a good team-mate is key in Formula One."

Jenson already showing bits of grey hair under that Vodafone cap...

Rubber me, I'm going in!

Bernie Ecclestone has lavished praise on Pirelli for spicing up the sport and being 'brave' enough to produce tyres that degrade quickly.

Please Pirelli, stay out of the condom industry! I don't want to stop for fresh rubber every 10 minutes...

(B)eat it!

McLaren drivers meal revealed by jamesallenonf1.com: "...Japanese food, sushi in particular, is very popular with the drivers, especially Jenson Button. Dairy is to be avoided as is too much sugar, although Lewis Hamilton has a sweet tooth – I once observed him putting sugar on a bowl of Sugar Puffs!", said food professional Lindy Redding.

As for Sebastian Vettel, we all know what he eats before every race... Lucky boy!

Broke GP

Nico Rosberg may be losing patience with Mercedes' lagging form but Ross Brawn told him to stay calm and focused: "I am sure it is a frustration for him and he is definitely a driver good enough to win races", told the Briton to F1's official website, "so it is up to us to prove to him that we know what we are doing — and we are getting there"

My theory about what "getting there" means: suck loads of money out of a big car manufacturer, keep the technology for himself, go broke and then return to win the championship.

Formula On(e)line

Bosses have reportedly dismissed moves to enclose the cockpits of Formula One cars.Technical chiefs began to investigate the possibility of jet fighter-style canopies for the cockpits to improve safety for the drivers.

You know what FIA, how about helding the Formula 1 Championship online? That should improve safety big time!